"The End Is Near."The end of my life as a teenager. Why? Because I've already realized a few very important things that many of my adult friends cannot seem to grasp. Allow me to elaborate:
- Any holiday that concentrates on relationships is flawed. Three words: TOO MUCH PRESSURE.
- Any holiday that does not involve missing school (or work) is flawed.
- Chocolate is good. 20 chocolates, 1 chocolate cupcake, 2 chocolate cookies, 5 chocolate brownies and 2 chocolate reese peanut butter cups is too much chocolate.
- Valentines day is most probably the worst day of the year.
Why didn't I get any cards?