"The End Is Near."The end of my life as a teenager. Why? Because I've already realized a few very important things that many of my adult friends cannot seem to grasp. Allow me to elaborate:
- Any holiday that concentrates on relationships is flawed. Three words: TOO MUCH PRESSURE.
- Any holiday that does not involve missing school (or work) is flawed.
- Chocolate is good. 20 chocolates, 1 chocolate cupcake, 2 chocolate cookies, 5 chocolate brownies and 2 chocolate reese peanut butter cups is too much chocolate.
- Valentines day is most probably the worst day of the year.
Why didn't I get any cards?
3 comments:
Meg,
This is a lovely, sad and funny first blog entry. It is so true, every day (and no day) should be Valentines day. And, one can definitely have too much chocolate.
I look forward to your future posts!
-Liz
Could not agree more!
Make that dark chocolate! With good Colombian decaf is best. I too simply abhor the Hallmark Holidays, but I do love the food!
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